![]() "I probably wear heels bigger than your penis, oh wait! I don't wear heels, I guess that means its more accurate." Richie flips me off, " yeah fuck you too" I say laughing. ![]() "Sorry, I don't suck small things" I say. All the boys start bursting out laughing, I smirk. "Acting like a dick wont make yours get any bigger" I say. eddie kaspbrak x reader Teen Fiction 'youre a weird kid, eddie kaspbrak.' CURRENTLY REVAMPING CHAPTERS 2-7. " Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a dick and became one instead?" I say with a pouty-face. "You tried to set your password as 'Mypenis', but it came back with: 'Error. "When you were born your mom said, wow, I'm glad I got that disgusting thing out of me" Richie says. "You get a boner by looking in the mirror because your dick sees how much a pussy you are" I say. "The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was my dick" Richie says. "You're such a nerd that your dick could fit in a flash drive" I say while laughing. Read Chapter 9 IT from the story I Cant lose you Eddie kaspbrak X Reader by DestinyErza () with 17,343 reads. "Well, your pussy can't even attract Cheshire cat" Richie says. We got off the ride and met up with the losers club. "Your dick is like a landmine small, hidden and explodes with contact" I say back. Read 8 from the story Eddie Kaspbrak X reader by madmaxst011 with 5,174 reads. "I think those penis enlargement pills are working, you seem to be more of a dick than you were yesterday" I say. "What time is it, Pussy o-clock?" Richie asks. "Do you need those glasses to see your dick?" I ask, "If so you are wasting your time because not even a microscopic lense can find that shit". "That's only because I'm less a dick than you are" I say back sassily. "My wang is bigger than yours!!" Richie says. ![]() " I like what I see" I hear Richie mumble. "You may not see it now but you'll see it later" Richie says with a sly smirk in his voice. "Yeah, well I don't know what you're talking about because I don't see anything in that general region" I say sassily. "Ok" Richie says turning around, " my wang liked what it saw though" Richie said with sadness in his voice. "Richie you need to stop looking at me and turn around" I sigh again. "You guys are the most idiotic people I have ever met" I say. ![]() "Sorry, we didn't know you didn't have a shirt on" Stan says. "Are you guys really this stupid" I sigh. All the boys look behind them and immediately close their eyes. I hear somebody cat whistle, I look behind me and see Richie staring at me. "Hey!!!!" Richie screams at me while I'm behind a tree. beginning of story is a nightmareI STARTED THIS STORY WHEN I WAS LIKE 9 AND KEPT WRITING FROM THAT AGE TO 1 read stories Eddie Kaspbrak x ReaderFEMALE. "Hey guys, I'm going to get dressed behind a tree so turn around, I'm mostly talking to you Richie" I say, grabbing my clothes (Up at the top yes its the same as before just deal with it, it makes more sense to wear the same thing anyways lmao). ![]()
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